Allow me to elaborate? People of the female sex are basically stupid when it comes to relationships. Believe me, it’s not just the guys. I mean, we expect everything out of these douchebags and when we get nothing, we don’t even blame ourselves. It’s like, all their fault and seriously, it’s not.
I mean, I tell it like it is to everyone and I’m like, whatever chicks, just shut up and think for half a millisecond. I’m not gonna lie, I’ve done some pretty stupid stuff to guys. Hah, Taylor, dude… that was mean. I know you’ll read this eventually :D And yeah, Taylor’s a great guy. I’m the one who shitted it up, you know? That’s a long story and I think he’d explain it better. (REBLOG me, Taylor).
Heh. That’s all I have right now. If I feel like it later, maybe I’ll add on.
going to the movies?
Well, sure. I’ll tell the story :D
Anyway, we met at the laser tag place up in Oklahoma, and we hit it off. I mean, I guess making out at the laser tag place is hitting it off, right? Haha, anyway. There was a lot of shit going on and she (Marisa) crashed at my pad for like 3 or 4 days. Explicit details kindly omitted. We became friends, at least, and to tell the truth I kind of fell in love with her a little bit, but she wasn’t feeling it, I think. I decided to give her my class ring and she was like, hell no.
You could call it messing with my head D:
We’re still buds though, and it’s a pretty happy ending for all involved. I rebounded with a chick from my office and she dumped me, but everyone involved in the first encounter survived and thrived. SAMUEL! We’re good.
Peace :)
I reblogged for the sake of the story. Nothing to add. Except Sam can’t move or I’ll kick his freaking ass to the curb. And sweetie, I mean it D:<
HEY! I can read this, you flogging bitch :D I’m not moving, anyway. Ta very much. I think that I got a bit homesick for half a second, but I’m cured by your vision of loveliness. Are we best mates again? Hey, tell Bill we’ll duel someday.
Duel for what, dork? And I thank you for calling me lovely :D eternally. Because, hey! I totally am…
Lol. You are so full of it, Marisa. I mean, look at you, hoe! All these guys you’ve been with, you’d think that one of them would end up hating you. I wonder… One of them’s going to kill you someday
I hate waking up in the middle of the night. I love my baby, but he gives me a migraine.
At least I have my whole life to get back at him :D
-xoxo @my dearest Marisa
true dat. I miss you :D
-xoxo
me too, but i’ll be seeing you at our Grand Canyon rendezvous next summer, so I can’t wait. Okay. that’s a year from now. Damn. Jared’s supposed to come too, and Zachary? Idk. Haha. Anyway, read some books for me and tell me how they are.
Oh yeah. Me too, most definitely, especially now that we’re all back on speaking terms now :D that was good. Pushing Jared off the side of the Grand Canyon would’ve been a bad thing, Liv. A really bad thing, haha. That was hilarious. He screamed SO loud.
hahahahaha. It was pretty awesome. Anyway, I love you and I’ll be watching you. Naptime for me though. I have to get up in 3 hours to feed my poor baby.
I hate waking up in the middle of the night. I love my baby, but he gives me a migraine.
At least I have my whole life to get back at him :D
-xoxo @my dearest Marisa
true dat. I miss you :D
-xoxo
me too, but i’ll be seeing you at our Grand Canyon rendezvous next summer, so I can’t wait. Okay. that’s a year from now. Damn. Jared’s supposed to come too, and Zachary? Idk. Haha. Anyway, read some books for me and tell me how they are.
I hate waking up in the middle of the night. I love my baby, but he gives me a migraine.
At least I have my whole life to get back at him :D
-xoxo @my dearest Marisa
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mmmph. heh.
da shit.
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what is this? looks like Joan Jett…
Just a “Hand drawn” style artwork(jealousy O_o)
meeeee toooo! This is awesome.
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this one cracked me up… for no reason, whatsoever.
you wish, my skanky friend :0
your likes mean absolutely nothing to me anymore.
hur. hur. hur. biznatch
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this one cracked me up… for no reason, whatsoever.
you wish, my skanky friend :0
Today=not so fun. We had to mow the front lawn, and I told Marisa (not me, but my BFF), that it was up to my knees, but NAY-it was up to my thighs. The whole lawn was awful, like some kind of hideous jungle and it couldn’t have been worse, seriously. It was bad. Anyway, my mom had to weedwhack away most of it so I could actually get the lawnmower through it and make a dent. In other words, we got nothing done. I spent the afternoon raking up the weedwhacked parts while my mom actually weedwhacked. It sucked, big time. I just think this could’ve been prevented, really. We could’ve done it two weeks ago, but noooooo, we didn’t mow the whole month of July. Our pain is the result.
Now I have blisters on my hands from holding that stupid rake for five hours, and blisters on my feet from walking back and forth all over the place, raking.
I also have some mental scars.
Let me elaborate for you: There’s this creepy guy that lives across the street, so naturally he would have creepy friends. Well, a creepy friend of his walked over and tried to help me and I was like, “No way! Get the hell away from me.” Anyway, he didn’t and he touched my butt. I slapped the stupid douche and finally, after my mom came out, he left me alone. It just sucks that we have to live in a freaky neighborhood with stupid creepy guys and their creepy friends. It also sucks that the only guys that ever look at me are idiot nasty douchebags that are creepy.
the end.
Dang woman. That’s some talllll grass. Pretty intense. You were bushwhacking!
Dude. You have creepy neighbors. Suuuucks.
efffffffffff myyyyyyy lifeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)
butt touchers not welcome
Oh puh-lease. You know you like it… :) haha.